Ok I really want everyone to know how unfair they have been to me here. See I have been on a diet for like months because I eat with Kiko and as many know he is 1/2 pig. So mom has really rationed his food so he does not become beautifully large like me. So needless to say that is how they put me on this subtle diet. Well it looked like I had lost my fat pads but still have lots and lots of fur to spare - that's why I share it with the carpet too!!!! Well yesterday mom asked human sissy to take me to work at the Vet with her so I could get weighed. Mom was just trying to say she was a good mom who was starving me!! It seems that the scales don't lie and I went from 18 lbs to 15 lbs. The doctor says I used to be 12 lbs. So they have said that my dieting must continue. But here is the clincher - They then decided it was time to get my shots!!!!!! They then decided to start probing and cleaning my teeth !!!!!!! They then decided to cut my nails !!!!!!!!!! They then decided I should have some antibiotic because of the probing on my teeth. They should take the antibiotic I didn't ask anyone to probe or pick at my teeth did I?
Well I decided I didn't like that yukky medicine they gave me or something they did to me without warning - so I barfed all over the house for them all night long. What a pleasant surprise I left for them when they woke up this morning!!!!
THAT WILL TEACH THEM TO SURPRISE ME!!!
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