Last night i was so excited i couldnt sleep. i wanted to make a gift for my human. Searching i went for some stuff to make... i found some great strings on the side of the carpet and so i pulled all them out thinking this is great my human will love these to play with. i know i do . then i went to the kids basket of colouring in stuff and tipped that on the floor. i was trying to find the right colour but it wasnt there. so i went to my thinking and napping spot to try and think of something else... but i got distracted with the tissue box. DO you know how much fun it is.... if you pull a tissue out there always appears another and another and another and another and another... it is like endless !!! anyways so next i climbed on the window sill... the cold breeze coming in was so nice but then i saw a moth ! wow i thought my human will LOVE this to play with and maybe snack on... so i ripped the screen trying to catch it. i never did catch that tricky little bug! at last i had a great idea... the sun was starting to shine so i thought... whats better than waking up to a nice massage! so i climbed on the bed sniffed my owners ear to see if she was awake.. gave her a few licks and nudges to make sure she was awake. then procceded to give her that great massage... poking my feet deep into her back over and over.... i didnt mean to stick my nails in aswell i was just enjoying myself so much thinking she was loving it. and................. she woke right up picked me up and shut me out of the bedroom... i was sooooooooooooooooo sad i climbing onto the kitchen window to ponder why she didnt like my massage and woops ! i knocked the drying rack with everything on it onto the floor... and i felt sooooooooo bad i ran away and hid. out came my human to see what happened. and after she finished picking up the broken stuff she seen all her gifts i made her and got even more cranky !!!! i couldnt believe my eyes! after all that hard work... what a meanie ! so here i am VENTING my rage !!! oh well maybe i will forgive her for not liking my gifts if she gives me fish tonight.
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