Thats my story and I'm sticking to it!!!!!! It wasn't my fault I don't care what anyone says, I was minding my own business just lying around the house chilling and relaxing you cats know what I mean. Yea Yea Yea I just happened to be lying under that darn tree with all the pretty lights and those balls hanging down from it in the back by the corner of the wall, but that is symantics, right. I mean I was just chilling back there minding my own business. Our parents went out for awhile, and Mom had put this really cool ornament up on the tree and it had dangle things that blew around every once in while and when I stretched out on my back (see my profile picture) I couldn't help but notice it and I watched it for a while and I thought WOW what I cool thing to play with. Well, Abbe and Hershey my canine brother and sister agreed with me. They sat there on the other side of the tree and told me to go for it. They said Mom would want me to play with it, that she would give it to me, like she has some of the other balls on the tree. So I got on my feet and reached up the tree and when I couldn't reach it I JUMPED up to get it and YEP you guessed it I forgot how much I weighed (17lbs) and as I leaped up and forward to get the dangle things I fell into the tree and we (the tree, the ball with the dangle things and I) (Abbe and Hershey were already in the kitchen big help they were) went crashing onto the living room floor. I tried to scramble up out of the tree and when I finally could get myself from being tangled out of those strands of lights I looked up to see Mom and Dad staring down at me and Mom yelling something (she was mad!!!) and Hershey and Abbe stalnding behind her. I ttried to tell her that they encouraged me but I don't think getting caught in the middle of tree helped much. In 3 years I have never had the urg to climb that stupid tree but next year if the same ball is on, ITS MINE!!!!!
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