Nicknames: Loveboat, HandsomeBrute

How I Arrived To My Family: A really nice cat wanted to live with mommy, but the kitty's mommy wanted the kitty to come home. So this nice lady came to where I was living and wisked me away to a new home. That is good, cause I was living with a kid who cut my whiskers. I had LOTS of fleas, and my kitty mommy never taught me how to clean myself. Now I have all my whiskers, no fleas, and I know how to keep my brilliant fur WHITE.

My Personality: I am a laid back kind of a guy. My human sister tells me I am like mommy that way. I am old enough to know that playing is for the young ones. I just let my Bean entertain and worship me.

Favorite Food: Hey, they don't call me garbage scow for nuthin! I do so love my science diet dry sensitive stomach food though

Favorite Treats: Greenies...and greenies, and more greenies.

Favorite Toys: CHEW TOY!, I mean my little sister Lasha.

Favorite Activities: S L E E P S L E E P

A Typical Day: I wake when mommy fills the food bowl. After that I clean and arrange the fur on my tail. That is very hard work, getting it just right and all, so I need a nap. First I go to mommy's bed, then I move to the window where the warm sun is. I drink water along the way, then head for another nap. This continues until mommy gets home from work. I beg and plead for treats, wrapping my bunnie soft tail around her ankles (beans are suckers for a soft tail). And so it goes until bedtime.

Happiest Moment: When mommy sits in her recliner. I jump up and spread out from her chest to her knees. She looks into my eyes and sings a little tune and says "my heart to yours". It makes me purr. She says I make her purr too.

Favorite House Spot: Wherever mommy is at the time. Wherever there is food; on the keyboard; in front of the screen when mommy is looking at it.

Places I Have Visited: I been to Boston, Snata Fe, Charleston... Wait, that is an Ad. I have been to Maine and New Hampshire and Texas and the Florida coast. The only plce I have actually seen is the back yard.

Things I Own: my scratching post. I go there when I get frustrated and cannot chew on Chew Toy. Mommy gets mad at me when I chew on her.

My Little Mischiefs: SItting on the counter cause I know it iritates mommy!. Oh, and in from of the TV. Crawling up mommy's clothes and sitting on her shoulders.

My Health: Hmmm, generally pretty good for an old guy.