Named After: Catherine Keener's character in "Being John Malkovich". Like her character, I am super bitchy on a regular basis, but can be kind and loving... deep, deep, deep down inside. Favorite Food: I'm an elitist, so only Ocean Whitefish and Tuna Dinner and Iams Favorite Things to Chew On: Mom's feet at 3:00 am, corn leaves, dog treats Favorite Games: stalk the dog and mom's feet from under the bed Favorite Sport: chasing the dog out the room Life Philosophy: Love hurts. Literally. Like, if you pet me, I will likely bite you in return. Likes: talking a lot for attention, bathroom sink, feeding the dog things off shelves and counters, sleeping next to the TV, my blue chair