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- I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
- I'll remember that the garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
- I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
- I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
- I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
- I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.
- I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.
- I will not throw up in the car.
- I will not roll on nasty stuff, etc.
- I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.
- "Kitty box crunchies" are not food.
- I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing.
- The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
- I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose in her face while she is still asleep.
- I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.
- I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.
- When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.
- We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.
- I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.
- The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps.
- My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
- I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration.
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Stella
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I love it! Very cute. I really like 18. Stella does that all the time. x) |
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Hunnie
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Meeko's faults are 2 3 5 6 7 3 10 11 14 16 17 18 19 20 21 xD |
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SEXY Misty Mamajama
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this is one of our favorite lists, cause almost every one applies to one of us |
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PARIS
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this is true Tt when she was alive she did ALL OF THIS STUFF!!!!! |
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SEXY Sarah
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*wrinkles nose* Kitty box crunchies are so gross...no way you'd catch me eating dog poop. XD |
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CattleBeaglie
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Ouch, number three would hurt BOL BOL
Thanks for posting this Malie, it was SO funny! |
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oh thats great, maile nei!!!
mommys laughin so hard, she can barely type!!! |
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