Sandy
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I thought you guys needed this
With all the drama on Pikapet... I thought a nice, cute post would make you smile. XD
TO: GOD
FROM: THE DOG
Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?
Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff..
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table .
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?
Sorry, do not know the author |
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Chance
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Is that an mhm we will? ; _ ; |
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Hunnie
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XDD
That's funny, and I don't think we will D: |
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Sandy
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LOL It is, isn't it? ^^
I somehow don't think you will, either. XD |
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Pepper
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XD
THat was good, oh very good!
Love it!
And thanks for the laugh, typist is really stressed >_< |
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Sandy
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Aw, stress. Stress sucks. Dx
Glad I could make you laugh. |
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TARA luvs Kooter
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Thats sooo funny!!! But ... I can NO WAY stick to Number 1 or Number 9
and I do NOT want testicles!!! BOL
Hee hee that was grrrreat Sandy! :) |
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Sandy
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LOL I can't either!
Nor can I stick to numbers 3, 4 or 8. ;] |
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Tinkerbelle N StudMuffin
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That was the funniest, but I have to agree with Tara, I don't want the testicles either, I don't think they'll go good with my dresses |
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Jasmine Luvs Chico Boy
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ROTFBMFAO !!
Mum needed a good laugh !!! This week has been somewhat stressful on her !!!
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