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Three Legged Turkey
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legged turkey running at the same speed beside his truck. Though he thought this odd, the man decided to speed up so he wouldn't cause an accident with the turkey.
The man sped up to 55 miles per hour, but low and behold, so did the 3-legged turkey.
The man then sped up to 65 miles per hour only to again be equaled in speed by the 3-legged turkey.
As the man watched in amazement, the turkey suddenly made a sharp left turn and took off down a side road toward a small farm.
The man quickly also made the left turn and followed the turkey to the small farm, parking out front.
Looking around the man found the farmer around back in the midst of many 3-legged turkeys.
After greeting the farmer, the man asked him why he was raising 3-legged turkeys.
"Well we figure," said the farmer, "that with an average family of 3 people, only 2 can have a turkey leg with an average turkey. But with a three legged turkey, each member of the family can enjoy a turkey leg for of their own on Thanksgiving."
"That's pretty wise," said the man, who then asked "Well how do your 3-legged turkeys taste?"
"I don't know," said the farmer. "We've never been able to catch one." |
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