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Yoshi married to Bittie Jesus is watching you Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes", said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's your name?" "Clarence," said the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller, Jesus."

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Chatter luvs Daisy That is funny, lol 4 Paws Up! | Reply | Posted on 10 Mar, 2008 | Report

pippy loves the champ lmao that is very funny 3 Paws Up! | Reply | Posted on 10 Mar, 2008 | Report

Archie Henchie That's funny and cute :) 3 Paws Up! | Reply | Posted on 10 Mar, 2008 | Report

Cajunsdawgs Ha ha, thanks for sharing that my friend 3 Paws Up! | Reply | Posted on 10 Mar, 2008 | Report

SEXYBittie is Mrs Yoshi Yoshi,that is a very funny! Made me laugh so hard,i fell off the couch! Woof!  I'm okay... mom!! 3 Paws Up! | Reply | Posted on 10 Mar, 2008 | Report

Skye loves Charlie LOVE IT!!!    LOVE IT!!!      LOVE IT!!! 3 Paws Up! | Reply | Posted on 10 Mar, 2008 | Report

Honey In Loving Memory Hahaha.  That's funny.  Mom's heard that story before and it makes her giggle every time. 2 Paws Up! | Reply | Posted on 10 Mar, 2008 | Report

Lady Keesie luvs Pepeiao Very funny!  A Rottweiller!  BOL! 1 Paws Up! | Reply | Posted on 11 Mar, 2008 | Report